Sometimes in life, there are no winners.

Are you talking about this? http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/10/james-okeefe-scott-foval-new-47-percent-story-false

“It occurs all over the place, sadly.”

Citation needed.

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

Clapping after every word doesn’t make you right, it just makes you look like an obnoxious bitch.

Upper decks should really have chest-height plexiglass barriers or netting.

yeah but 90 percent of that amazing time is due to the flowtie.

From Chevrolet:

I tried it once.

I get it. It’s funny because you imply that kale is edible.

My sister makes $5000 a week working from home and she can afford this beautiful new Fisker!

Spam? Spam is a delicious, easy to make, alternative to meat. I love it! Couldn’t recommend it enough.

If you get it up on a lift and look at the undercarriage, you’ll see a stamping that reads:

Gronk is sooooooo one of my NFL Boyfriends™.

You’re going down, Gronk.

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

As much as I dislike the Patriots organization, I can’t help but love this guy.