AT LEAST HE STOOD FOR THE ANTHEM

Can’t wait for the “All cancers matter!” protests during breast cancer awareness month

“After a few seconds of freedom, the person slipped...”

Dozens of people had to see this? So terrible.

Yeah, just small thrusters to get it rotating. I do have the solar/radiator array on a swivel mount to keep direction, but we have that setup now, essentially.

Not the Zond: the Soyuz 7K-LOK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyuz_7K-LOK

The rotating Hab is built using the exact same methods as the current ISS. It’s been proven for over a decade. It’s pie-right-on-your-plate.

They will clearly decide to fire Tiffany.

I have a pretty good guess which vice the captain will recommend to the team.

If he was in a Camry he would not have survived since they are grounded to the ground.

how do I change my Kinja name to Trout Predator

how did he put the accent on sauteed but not pate?

Looks like someone got my email!

“What? I did this for fun, those poor fuckers do it for survival and they aren’t very good at it ”

“Guys how do you make pate guys”

Did you factor the chances that company just go out of business and they trash all the corpses (which is what they are at this point)?

Your odds are pretty optimistic.

This is the first time I’ve heard that. Usually applied to snake oil salesman or people selling monorail systems

Are you saying Donald Trump is a black person?

It is? I’ve never thought huckster had any racial connotations. Hmm.