Could MLB handle a Gronk-type personality, or would Mt. Take explode, blocking out the sun with ash and leave us all for dead?

This is the best open-source Russian plane name pun threat I have ever participated in! Good-ass Kinja.

No “God.” They’re commies after all.

Supreme Benevolent Leader Of The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea’s Faithful and Fearless Poultry Chosen By God

Your comment-fu is at Vintage Ash levels today.

The General Tso’s chicken and rice doesn’t look bad either. Or is that General Un’s Fearless Chicken?

Air Koryo: Ilyushins of Grandeur!

Remember Isuzu?

As a fellow CT-to-Houston transplant, I congratulate Springer on his grand slam and on feeling much smarter than he did 5 years ago.

you can be reduced to one of the sweetest, most reliable punchlines on the internet, and your sportswear brand can still surpass $2 billion in 2015 sales.

Non-basketball fan here. Crying Jordan face on anything is excellent.

No

It’s a little insulting—but maybe mostly just sad—that you think all guys are as awful as you and your friends apparently are. I am a guy, for what it’s worth... and I don’t call people fags because that’s fucking stupid.

I respond with a “hey there Tim.”

I do! Do you realize that children grow up into adults who can then use their fully-functioning adult brains to realize that a lot of what they did when they were children was really stupid? I mean, a lot of kids eat paste, too, but if Mauer up there were defending his love of horking down as much paste as possible,…

Mmm baby keep it coming!

Don’t laugh, y’all. Dude can throw down.

At least I’ll like it when this one gets posted after every bad joke....