Similarly, labor cost does not equal labor value.

I wonder what taboo it is. Holocaust denial?

Kojima’s going to have his head placed on a clone of Big Boss!

That disclaimer has no legal effect.

My guess is that if the student’s efforts didn’t “go viral,” they would write about why they think it didn’t and how they could have improved their chances.

Why would anyone watch the fight? What a waste of money.

Here’s my open letter to Floyd Mayweather: go crawl under a rock and stay there forever, you piece of shit.

If that’s the case, then what a dumb sport. I thought from this article that this was some asshole behaving badly. If it’s representative of the sport, then that’s pretty sad.

What are you talking about. The Mustang is America’s oldest sports car.

Oh man, I’ve been looking for the budget racer Sentra thing for a while, but I couldn’t remember what kind of car it was or who wrote it. Still hilarious.

The real MVP? His mom.

There’s an interesting mental exercise. What all could you sell off to get it down to $500?

I think the rear is the best part!

Why would anyone pay for this

What an odd looking person!

Yes, and that was stupid as hell. Personally, I prefer to live in a civilized society governed by rule of law. If you don't, maybe you ought to pack up and move to Somalia.

First, they came for the criminals, and I did not speak out — because I am not a criminal. Then... well actually that's fine, carry on.

How about "attack"?

What the fuck are you talking about? If you or I punched somebody in the face, that's a crime. Are you saying just because Clarkson is rich and famous, he should be above the law? I suppose this would be a witch hunt, if witches were real, acts of witchery were illegal, and one was caught doing witch-things.