What won't Blizzard delay?

It doesn't matter how many nails you put in the lid when the other side is wide open.

Nice to see a car without the dick-nose.

The use of singular "they" and "their" in English goes back hundreds of years, even being used by Chaucer. It's not a recent phenomenon, and it's not incorrect, no matter how much language Chicken-Littles rage about it and the downfall of Proper English.

ayy lmao

Lamborghini: Safe at Any Speed

All this flopping is RUINING boxing.

My Fair TE.

You've been bamboozled!

Cool glib comment from a guy who completely missed the point.

Scion FR-S: the high-tech Oriental hot hatch.

I liked the look of this car until I saw the front. What the h*ck?

"Those Aussies know how to build a powerplant."

It addresses a lot of the common tropes/clichés found in modern car reviews while subverting expectations and facts about the two cars.

"Is there any other car that can challenge this prancing horse?"

Let me help you:

Not exactly subtle, but still funny.

Superbly executed. I loved touches like doing the 0-60 test in a school zone and the texting-while-driving in the Mustang.

Nothing says comfort and luxury like 26 inch wheels.