Scion FR-S: the high-tech Oriental hot hatch.

I liked the look of this car until I saw the front. What the h*ck?

"Those Aussies know how to build a powerplant."

It addresses a lot of the common tropes/clichés found in modern car reviews while subverting expectations and facts about the two cars.

"Is there any other car that can challenge this prancing horse?"

Let me help you:

Not exactly subtle, but still funny.

Superbly executed. I loved touches like doing the 0-60 test in a school zone and the texting-while-driving in the Mustang.

Nothing says comfort and luxury like 26 inch wheels.

No, you're an asshat!

BeastBoost.

It's really too bad the video was so boring.

Sounds like a pickup line.

Oh, but cars and car culture are dying! We truly live in a modern-day malaise era!

But you would live in the middle of nowhere.

Oh god, it's real! I thought it was just a good joke.

Haha, in what way are Ferrari apparel/accessories classy and dignified? The wearer might as well write "douchebag" on their forehead with a sharpie.

Not debilitating enough to keep him out of the spotlight for saying and doing stupid shit, apparently.

Lol, u mad?

I've never seen that view with the door open. Something about being able to see the tire right there is just badass!