Now if only I could get the smell of diesel exhaust to go with it...

If common sense is uncommon, why call it common sense?

How melodramatic. No one is taking away your gas engines. We live in the age of a 662 hp Fords and 707 hp Dodges.

Hitler, a big Wagner fan, understood that reference.

Not surprising. I had completely forgotten this car existed.

Is it finally time to count out Touchdown Tom?

Neither did Belcher

"Get out there and tear that butt up!"

Nicki Minaj?

Didn't know you could get penalized for farting!

Ah, you drive manual. I couldn't figure out why else you would need a middle arm rest.

For scale, that's a full sized billboard on top of the RV!

+1

What the fuck is a "coed"?

Absolutely!

So the once and future king of car value, the V6 Mustang continues its reign!

How many V6 Mustangs will this cost???

I just figured Mark was moonlighting as a bus driver. Or maybe moonlighting as a writer here.

I don't really understand Morgans. I find them a bit tacky, especially this one.