It's an old tradition that Portuguese, Brazilian and Spanish players do because of the length of their formal names and their commonality (there are about 1000 Lima, Hernandez's and Perez/s's in soccer). Some use parts of their names (Neymar and Cristiano Ronaldo, who was named partly after Ronald Reagan), some use…

You-go-slow-vian.

Ass, Gas, or Grass: I Have No Idea What That Smell Is Either, But I'm Not Guarding Him

Does it flop on its drive towards the basket?

Manziel: "Don't you know who I am?"

"Aw, how cute, they have scarves." - Europe & South America

The one non-Mormon enjoys a cold one for everyone.

I knew Sandy Utah back in high school-she was a big beach.

Look, I'm all for punishing crime, but this is ridiculous. It's not sex if you only put it in the naval.

C'mon Deadspin, you're better than this! Stirring up conspiracy theories for the sake of controversy. Everybody knows David Stern selects each game's referee at random by pulling an envelope out of his freezer.

Bad reffing isn't a bug

Surprisingly, he isn't the first kid to be in charge of a professional team.

Hoenig is the biggest name in the editorial department to have been shown the door thus far.

I don't know, the Schwab is pretty big. Physically. We're talking Whitlock's vanilla brother.

Deep Frying does suck ultra mega ass. Most anything you want to deep fry can be done another way. My wife's Thai grandmother, for instance, pan fries her egg rolls in a half-inch or so of oil. Tastes great, and forces you to work in smaller batches and pay more attention.