As I frequently see them on the top trim of middling models, I figured they bought the car with the insurance money and were saying “thanks” to the deceased.

Kathryn Joyce wrote an excellent book a few years ago about evangelicals’ obsession with international adoption and the invented “orphan crisis.” It’s called The Child Catchers, and she interviewed countless people to understand how the process works, why the kids usually aren’t “orphans,” and who exactly those kids…

Few things here, if you don’t want people to think you are racist, don’t were a MAGA hat. If you think, oh, that could be my son, you need to raise your children to be better people. And lets not forget, this whole thing happened because a Catholic high school decided to take a bus full of teenage boys to a protest…

Yet when I occasionally try to remind the gun humpers who comment here that open carry is illegal in California because the NRA teamed up with Reagan to take guns away from the Black Panthers, they always dismiss me.

People are all like “tattoos are so low-class”, but royalty love the bloody things.

To quote the wise Jack Handey: “I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers.”

We all know the Queen is a much better driver than old Phil ever was.

Maybe its time for Phil to hang up his title as “The Duke of Sweet Ass Jumps”

He owns cattle and he doesn’t know how to catch a cow? Geez.

I know it doesn’t even merit a serious response, but the “DURR, why don’t you just move to Canada if you hate Trump DURR” thing is particularly annoying and nonsensical. People speak out against the government because it’s a profoundly American thing to do; we love so much about this country and believe it can…

Barron cares only about the fortunes of Slovenian national teams.

“Summa cum laude at Liberty University and this is what I’m doing.”

I love that he has the posture of a chicken (breast and ass out).

I love how he claims to be so healthy. Obama regularly played basketball, Ford was a college football player, Kennedy was pretty athletic when he wasn't crippled with pain, FDR was once famously seen hurdling the rows of chairs at a political event when he was young and still had full use of his legs, Teddy Roosevelt…

And encountering the exact same type of corpulent, loudmouthed, racist asshole your campus is already surrounded by in South Carolina.

Shocked he didn’t have KFC & Popeye’s for “some” of the players and burgers for the others.

100% of the time, my contributions consist of “that’s very cool! Let’s look at some of the possible ramifications before we rush headlong into this New Shiny Thingie. Like, what about this? or this? Have we thought about how to deal with this other thing?”.

Thank fucking Christ.  Fuck that two inches of legroom basic-ass piece of shit.

I’m also completely fed up with the contempt so many people have for the older female politicians who have been working for decades. There seems to be a paradox of younger women saying getting older is cool and wishing they had mentors, and then also telling older women that only young firebrands have the answers.

For some of us, the solution is more extreme than we’d like to do or deal with. Some of us just simply have to accept that we’re going to be miserable almost every single month.