Period sneezes are the absolute worst. It’s a gamble every time!

Sigh. THIS right here is why I think there are hard limits to cis men doing drag (be they gay or straight) and claiming it’s 100% ok and they are 100% respectful.

For a second, I thought this was a stealth marketing campaign for Law & Order.

you gotta catch a lot of muskrats to make a living off rat pelts

It is a custard.

Yeah, I hate this idea that wanting to lose weight is *always* bad. There are a lot of studies out there that being obese (not just fat, but obese) is really bad for your health in multiple ways- you’re more at risk for heart disease and diabetes, you put stress on your joints, etc. And while exercise is important in…

Yes it’s ridiculous to use a celebrity who hasn’t struggled with their weight in any significant way to be the face of weight watchers, but is it really more ridiculous than using a celebrity in general for this? Most people who are even able to lose weight by dieting, gain weight because they don’t have time to cook,…

I like clothes, but my most insulting gift was clothing. It was the late eighties; I was in my early twenties. My “best friend” bought me a baby-pink sweater with baby-blue roses on it. I am profoundly, deeply, not a person who wears pastels, or flowers. And yeah, if my friend just plain didn’t get it, or had no money…

Look, I absolutely despise the Trump administration, but those “toy soldiers” were United States MARINES. They aren’t toys and that’s the dress red uniform the Marine Band wears.

One of my first post-collegiate roommates did hobby paintings and thought her work markedly more talented and perceptive than it was. It was a chore to be supportive to her face when I found the work to be like a kindergartner’s finger painting, with none of the whimsy. I wonder how many of your friend’s friends are…

I don’t really get these classes, and I didn’t like the one that I went to, and I don’t want a bad painting of a bad painting that I painted. I also don’t drink. See? it’s no fun for me. LOL

Still the best Serena Joy.

Ugh, fuck. NdGT has been my science crush since I was a kid. I read the early reports and, while believing the women, thought they could easily be the standard Miscommunications Of A Nerd. But man, the hits keep coming. 

“This is the day we have prepared for. Remember your training, do not get too close, keep the butter burgers coming and do not look him in the eye. May god have mercy on us all”

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

This comment made me really happy.

I’m irreligious, but still respect grammar enough to capitalize God.

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

American women are outperforming men in college, as doctors, etc. Women are now able to have their own income, bank accounts, property, etc. and the means to leave abusive men. Men can’t handle this, and believe that disallowing women to control their own bodies will force them back into the kitchen, dependent on men.…

Vaping is a gateway drug to Fedoras.