You know, youre so right. I was mentally hating and mocking because of course I was with this administration, and then you mentioned this and youre so right. A high dose of Prednisone def makes your face huge. My husband, post transplant surgery, looked like a completely different human for a few months. A once thin…

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but bone spurs will keep you out of Nam.

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

“there was only seven of them. But they taught the townsfolk to fight back. These ICE agents were magnificent!"

“But her paid speeches!” “But Hillary’s the real warmonger!” “But Trump is probably fooling the right- He’s the real liberal!” “But Trump could never be worse than Hillary!”

To all those on the left who placed your precious deological purity above the greater long term good of hundreds of millions of people who are now going to have their lives viciously attacked by this regressive SCOTUS, for perhaps a decade or longer...........We salute you:

Not even slightly surprised - I’ve been telling people for years that he’s a scumbag. I worked as a porn shop clerk for a company that hosted a porn star party type thing every year, and everyone HATED Ron Jeremy because of things like this. It never really got out to the public, because he made lots of money for the…

Muscle cramps in arms during a panic attack is a normal thing that I literally had last night. When your body is under extreme stress it tenses. Under stress your body takes nutrients from muscle. 

Can you imagine what kind of a garbage person, mentally and ethically, you’d have to be to see this guy and his family and think to yourself, “Wow, get me on board THAT train of raw sewage!”

I almost hate don jr more than the trump himself. He is just so, so aggressively stupid and so fucking pleased with himself. I follow this account on twitter called trump alert which follows all the trump’s twitter accounts, and shows what tweets they like or retweets, and his is nonstop with promoting alt right super…

Given that I’m English and grew up with the word Trump being a verb specifically meaning to fart loudly, Ivana Trump sounds like someone warning those in the room with them.

she looks like a completely different person.

See: Money

and she clearly has no problem with injecting toxins into her face. yikes.

The benefits of costly food scams notwithstanding, oh Ivana: I hate being old too, but that thing that happens to the pruned, starved, sculpted, Restylaned, cold-skim-on-the-cafe-society face is just too creepy.

Its hilarious that thousands of redneck losers thought these greasy NYC scumbags would save them and their stupid ass coal mining jobs.

Let me get this straight... Alex Jones, a man the color of a tomato picked out of season, is trying to sell skincare products?

This was mean, slightly stereotypical and hilarious all at once.

No, they assume the cops and soldiers are secretly on their side, and will openly crossover once shit gets real.