The statement completes with the completely nonsensical “and came to the U.S. so he could ‘keep the toil of his labor.’”

So very much wrong with this asshole, but I will focus for just a second on his assertion that his Irish ancestor was “born into indentured servitude” — that’s not how that worked, dude.

A dear friend was diagnosed with (and is being successfully being treated for) (by real doctors) (yay early diagnosis) prostate cancer. I really had to grit my teeth when people recommended all manner of bullshit treatment.

Not sure how much difference it makes once you have bone mets.

Olivia, please use more actual medical treatment and less alternative medicine horseshit.

This. We’re the unpatriotic ones for asking that veterans get benefits, or for pointing out that the new war people are being shipped off to is a terrible idea. As with everything else, there’s no reason for the Republicans to consider “supporting our troops” part of their domain in the culture war.

What did Fox do to Michelle in this vein? As far as I’m aware she was criticized for things that didn’t really happen, such as muttering “all this for a damn flag” at a ceremony and refusing (as one out-of-context picture indicated) to put her hand on her heart for the anthem. This Ivanka thing isn’t some private…

I like the sound of your father - I’m glad someone that badass was on our side.

We used to dip them into a mixture of ketchup and mustard, with a toothpick. It made me feel fancy!

Queen Elizabeth II has a much firmer grasp of history, appropriateness, military sacrifice and compassion then every single member of this miserable grifter band.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.

Step 1: Tattoo PROM on your knux.

Once when I was a building manager, I was signing a lease with a nice young man from France. His English wasn’t the best so he brought a nice French lady along to make sure he understood everything.

lol it’s sooo good. That combined with the book on climate change is the papal way of shouting FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. It’s brilliant and here I am again finding myself liking someone I don’t like simply because they clearly don’t like Trump. God these are confusing times.

He’s not fat, he’s just ‘healthy’... the ‘healthiest’ President evar!

They look like Sicilian mob widows.

The facial expressions don’t help. I feel like it shows Melania’s give no fucks attitude to the job of first lady that she is totally unaware of her facial expression when cameras are present. She was a model!!! Shouldn’t she know these things???!!!

I just imagine Trump is the worst old person.

Nonas dress like that when they go to mass, but this wasn’t mass. So it’s kind of insulting that they played dress up.