Baby eel smuggling is how Melania describes Donald’s lovemaking.

He is a pretty good looking guy, actually. Or was. I’ve seen pictures from when he was younger, before the stupid getup and AWFUL goatee. The descent into absurdity that quick is just weird. Kinda makes me wonder if he’s not mentally ill in some way. I say this without judgement toward mentally ill people. (I am…

This! I love when people tell me how Pit Bulls are nothing but a “big baby”. They are until the one day you find yourself looking for a Subaru to crawl under to escape their wrath.

Sounds like “Bark in the Park” in Eugene! I volunteer at the shelter, but have no interest in playing referee between shelter dogs and every idiot in town.

Degree creep seems to be a pretty big problem a lot of people miss - like not every job needs a college degree and not every job that would have required a degree 20 years ago needs a masters now.

It also lends credibility to my theory that he is in the early stages of Dementia. He has the 4 speech markers, and balance issues. I believe that Ivanka is paying her father back for years of neglect by letting the whole world see him fail. Or it’s a conspiracy to use him for personal gain. Either way it’s elder…

Yeah, I thought the same. Slight stumble turned into an inadvertent curtsy because bending slightly is hard for someone who’s only physical activity is golf.

I’m finishing my masters this summer and I’m realizing that it ain’t shit. Universities make it hard to get in a Masters program but easy as hell to graduate. Masters programs were the first play to win games before these cell phone apps came out. I’m disenchanted with the educational system as a whole now...I mean a…

Right? I feel like we spend so little time around animals, except for those we have bred the hell out of for our amusement and food. Wild animals, especially predators, are beyond our ken.

Seriously, that was pretty classic territorial behaviour. This article is irresponsible and dangerous.

That center definitely wins the award for the most ironic name. Honestly though, that’s probably all it took in order for Trump to claim a win against extremism and agree to sell more weapons to Saudi Arabia and continue to support the destruction of Yemen.

Great advice for all situations.

You know those stupid dealership giveaways where people whoever can touch/hug/kiss/lick/grope a car the longest wins it?

YOU are what is wrong with the Olympic spirit, sir. If you’re not willing to compete for a poorly-cast medal while swimming in sewage and dodging gunfire, you’re handling things WRONG.

One particularly devious friend of mine suggested hiding old shrimp in the Oval Office curtains. I figure the only problem is that it would work better if people weren’t trying to hide amongst them.

I actually saw a thread where some young men were discussing that if Hillary were elected she would be an erratic leader because of PMS. The woman’s, what, 70 years old? I’m not sure these guys were exactly a brain trust...

a particularly despotic and paranoid boss

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

You forgot girl cooties.

Not to be overlooked in this, is Twin Peaks has one of the top 5 theme songs of all time (behind Cheers, right there with M.A.S.H., ahead of Roseanne)