Yup, a lot of work went into that.

It means “I publicly self-identify as an idiot”.

The yellow flag with the snake on it is the Gadsden flag. It’s from the Revolutionary War and was an early motto flag for the Continental Marines.

What they call “heritage”, I call treason.

“Romance novels always have hideous cover designs that are years behind even other genre books.”

Even target is too pricey for my blood. (35$ for an itty bitty sweater? Cmon)

My favorite is: “For the past few years Kanye and I have made almost all of our kids clothes and we have collaborated on a new kids line !” Kim announced. For a brief second I pictured Kim at a sewing machine while Kanye criticized her stitching and screamed at her for ruining his design; then, POOF, it was gone.

That metal flame shirt is bringing be back to like 6th grade and all the gross boys I went to middle school with.

Someone who just got handed a giant tax break by a republican congress?

After Eric Bana and Jonathan Rhys Meyers, it was nice to see a Henry VIII who was allowed to be both sexy and a ginger.

Listen, if someone else spikes you afterwards, it doesn’t count as suicide, right?

It is a common indicator of early onset Alzheimer’s when a person doesn’t remember what happened today, but say, remembers what happened 3 months ago, as if it was today. Later as the disease progresses, they may remember 20 years ago as if it was today. And so on. It’s a hell of a disease. I just can’t believe that…

Where are all of the hysterical Republicans that were complaining about the Clinton Foundation? Fuck all of them.

I started thinking about it on January 21.

“I’m President,” exclaimed Trump. “Can you believe it?”

We have to get to work. We have to stop eating each other—not stop criticizing when appropriate, but going for the jugular when a simple “bad idea, do better” would work is uneeded on all sides of the liberal coin—and focus on the GOP. I know that seems harder but we need to do it. HAMMER THEM.

I posted this is in the initial AHCA post, but there were 600+ comments so I’m sure it got lost. I just wanted to share my experience today in DC because it was so utterly sickening:

Did you know that Rush Limbaugh “writes” children’s books in which he casts himself as Paul fucking Revere? The Adventures of Rush Revere. As if that dumb fuck would 1) ride a horse, 2) ever really put himself on the line, or 3) do ANYTHING useful.

Now THAT would be a pretty awesome action - if rather than throwing the book away, it simply fills up recycle bins all across the land!

Recycling! You can pull apart the binding or cut the pages out and chuck it without the least concern - heck, at that point, it’s not even a book.