Oh my god. I know a woman who is doing Pampered chef right now (her 4th venture in MLM). She constantly refers to herself as a small business owner. What do you own?

Stay tuned for her second book, “Woman Laughing Alone with Salad.”

Ugh. This describes every single one of my friends from up north who is under-educated and rolled over into being a stay-at-home mom because their husbands make big money in mining or oil or some other such industry. Like, I love you but I am going to unfollow you on Instagram if you don’t stop posting about fucking…

She is bland. So many people say she is pretty or even beautiful, but to be beautiful you have to be interesting. She is an interesting as beige paint.

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

Oh god, you nailed it. This is the “workplace stock photo” of books. The only thing the book is missing is the forced diversity in the photo.

Ivanka Trump’s Women Who Work is an incredibly and almost profoundly boring book.

TED Talks and podcasts are another way of how I diversify my own information bias

After that picture was taken, Tiffany tossed the book out of the balcony and went about architecting her life.

I am an actual, factual, licensed architect.

He was in, no exaggeration, 100 duels. ONE HUNDRED DUELS. So, sure, he definitely would have been angry, but he wouldn’t have stopped any fight any time anywhere.

The rollers in public thing was pretty common when I was growing up too (1980's Jersey City, NJ). Do people not use rollers anymore? I see all kinds of them for sale in Walgreens, so they must. But you don’t see people out and about in them anymore. 

They would just ‘set’ their hair once or twice a week, because that’s what everybody did at the time I guess? And especially on Sundays (church). My grandma kept it up until her death at age 93! Always a neat unmovable hairdo (think: queen Elizabeth), always in a dress and hose, because she thought skirts and blouses…

Or, you know, get old.

Because of Trump, I’ve given up using “very” as an adverb.

This shit pisses me off SO much, because now all the people who tell you “Chiropractors don’t help you, you gullible idiot!” have one to add to their list of bad chiros.

It’s slowly starting to dawn on the Trumpers in Michigan that the Great Lakes will be fucked under his proposed budget. It’s one of the very few reasons I’m optimistic about 2018.

Yep. For my German family and friends, the American West is about the only reason they really want to visit the US. (OK, Germans have an unhealthy fascination with ‘cowboys & indians’, but still...)

Same thing happens all the time here in SC. Guy shows up to a landowners house asking to buy some pines - swears he’ll only take a few here and there and leave the hardwoods untouched. After they leave it looks like a nuclear site. And the poor suckers who buy a small lot surrounded by “forest” only to come home one…