These mother fuckers need fern gully.

In somewhat good news, most experts reviewing the Antiquities Act believe that there is little he can do to recind monuments designated under the act. That is the whole point of it. Even with all the crying here in Utah (I’m a Utahn) of ‘this is an abuse’ and also, ‘wah wah wah’ because all they want is to use the…

‘Them national monuments are taking our Jerbs’

Dude’s older than Reagan when he was in office

When weed is legal here next year, we Canadians won’t allow any young american in our country unless they prove they voted last elections. That should get them to the polls in “18...

At Easter, my step dad actually quoted the Art of the Deal to me, and told me I should read it because it had good advice like, “always make your most outrageous demand at the beginning of the negotiation!”

This is​ the greatest GIF in the history of giffing.

Those goodhearted conservatives, why, they’re just Economically Anxious[tm]! We have to give them a chance! We have to reach out and understand them!

From TNR:

I am so with you on this. Everyone thinks that the youth today are idiots, but that is just because their comments and behaviour are being recorded and broadcast for everyone to see. I could list off some stupid ass shit that I did when I was younger.

The kind of weird mannerisms is what really does it for her.

thank you. i will check that out.

i thought it was absolutely fantastic. so much going on. way more than just a cat fight between 2 legends. misogyny, sexism, ageism, etc..it was very touching, very sad and very timely. and it looked so beautiful.

sort of related, but not really but kinda - why isn’t Jezebel talking about Feud?? the show was fantastic and touched on so many feminist issues. There was talk about it before it started, but nothing since. i am genuinely confused by this.

Papyrus is the new Comic Sans. It’s the font of every karate studio, new-age boutique, overly-concepted restaurant, and real-estate agent who wants to put words on walls, like “DREAM” and “LIVE.” No house should tell you what to do. Your font is dead!

Because all white women have stringy straight hair? Mine is very thick, very curly, to the point of being kinky certain days. If you want an answer to your question from this particular white woman (of swedish, german, and scottish descent), my hair will drink in whatever moisture i give it and thank me.

I recall reading in a Martha Washington biography that George was considered very very handsome, and that portraits were never really able to convey that through paint. I had a girlfriend in school who was an indirect descendant of GW and she looked eerily like him. Not a good look on a 9 year old girl.

Alexander Henry’s hunky patriotic design is one of my favorite fabrics. I’ve used it to make gloriously naughty potholders.

Author Rebecca Skloot’s breathtaking saga of a black woman in 1950s Baltimore is a tour de force that details the way Henrietta Lacks’s cells, removed from her without permission while she was treated for cancer, have continually divided and reproduced for over 50 years.

Off topic: Does Rose Byrne always have the look of she’s sorry she kicked your dog but not that sorry?