if we can kick the repubs out of wisconsin, imagine the possibilities.

Yeah, that is the behavior of a man who is either A) fucking every woman he can while maintaining an absurd public persona of a faithful husband, or B) someone who thinks that have so little self-control that if they are ever alone with another woman their dick will just somehow automatically end up inside that…

I was in Gouda yesterday. The city of Gouda. There’s a shop there that sells marijuana  cheese.

That’s not being faithful. That’s being insulting to women.

I’ll be honest, my grandfather had that exact same jacket and physique. It is the official uniform of the “I think I was a badass back in the day” brand of Old Man. At least G.W. Bush was actually an aviator (cowardly dodging actual combat not withstanding). (My gramps was a ball turret gunner whose plane was shot…

You sir, are no Joe Biden:

The bar is so low, I’m just glad they didn’t wear blackface in front of Michelle’s portrait.

Also this..

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that this guy calls his wife Mother and refuses to treat women like equal humans and not conniving sex hypnotists lusting over his protuberance, or that he’s playing second fiddle to Donald Fucking Trump.

Remember when Obama wore a tan suit and they pissed their pants with rage at the “disrespect?”

Gordon Ramsay expresses all my feelings these days.

Jesus Christ you inbreds. This is the god damn White House. Not Waffle House on a Thursday. FFS.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

These cars are durable, if. It reliable. Just stuff gets expensive to repair when it does break, they rarely leave you stranded.

I had a 5000s sedan. And believe you me, $1200 is no bargain. That car was a frickin nightmare. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong. And I owned my 1989 in 1994. I’ll admit, when it was road worthy it was a pleasure to drive, but I can’t even imagine the headaches another 2o+ years would add. CRACK PIPE!!!

That may have something to do with staffers who make sure events like this go perfectly vs. and having no staff at all.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Yes. I got a coffee machine for my classroom and literally every class had a student who asked why I didn’t get a Keurig. My response was that the coffee maker cost me $9, takes like 30 seconds of work to make a full pot of coffee, and each cup costs about a quarter (much less with a reusable cup) at most. Still…

This seems really fucking stupid until you walk through any grocery store coffee aisle and realize it’s 95% Keurig.

Depend show they treat it for stains, spills, and odors. Not a lot of toddlers in Toyota Centurys.