Wow. Hitler is really seeing a rise in popularity during passover.

I mean, this is on point. It’s like the DNC has this idea that they are either about the economy OR identity politics, like they are somehow these mutually exclusive things.

Successful people commit suicide. Black people commit suicide. Muslim people commit suicide. The police obviously need to rule out every possibility of foul play. But based on this post we know nothing about her personal life, if she was suffering from depression, having financial problems, found out she had incurable…

We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals.

Don’t forget Swattin’ Mosquitoes Season.

True. Especially if the joke is “So, an unknown hooker walked into a Trump-Owned property...and ended up First Lady.”

“Hell, even the bars have limited hours right now.”

I do the same! All of the other moms are like “ya know that the patches are iron-on?” I’m a very contrary person, but also those iron-on patches will not hold as well as just stitching it.

That shit is so creepy and outdated. I haven’t seen that exact commercial, but I am wholly sick over the idea that teenage boys are fully aware of their sexual encounters, but their girl counterparts are not. Stop it. Entirely.

He’s still at Green Bay. I guess when you’re a multi millionaire its not much fun to spend your off-seasons in lovely Green Bay. Can’t say I blame him.

Can I just say the I love Olivia Munn? She seems like a pretty awesome person.

I posted this the other day, but it just keeps being more fun:

Trump re: Bannon

well Fox News and the like don’t hire the pretty blondes because they’re smart...

I sew my daughter’s Girl Scout patches while drinking. Does that count? Because that is some serious zennnnn.

I sometimes stitch while drinking wine. I’m so relaxed, I can’t even.

My job is my job. My catharsis is cross-stitching and no one can take that from me.

She’s trying to find her husband’s micro penis?

She looks like if someone yanked some sheer pantyhose over a hairless cat, then put a wig on it.

The story here literally boils down to someone called her a whore and she went and got money from that person. Seems like that makes her a whore.