I studied Russian, did a semester in Moscow and still keep up with the news over there. Wait til you hear the one about Peskov’s $400,000 watch. When caught red-wristed with a timepiece that cost many times his annual salary, he claimed she bought it for him as a gift.

I’m just glad that Mel Brooks is branching out into skating.

I love when Christian colleges act high-and-mighty while they protect their football programs from the consequences of their bullshit

Considering this was the first year in a new 10 year deal, I think Notre Dame doesn’t give a fuck as long as they’re good by the end of the deal.

Had no idea he was even still on an NBA team. When I saw the ATL on his uniform I was wondering what Chinese team that would be

nah

Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

That was the welcome basket I got when I moved to Cleveland.

He’ll get “Von Miller money” in ‘17 with all the money up front, then turn to dog shit with off field issues, only to get traded back to the Pats for for chump change where he’ll come back stronger then ever.

I had the same thought re: Collins in the locker room/behind closed doors. He must be hurting their chemistry or, since we’re talking about Belichick, even just a threat to their chemistry. As much as it pains me to say this, they’ve made more right moves than wrong moves and if I were a Pats fan I’d be cautiously…

They are getting a ‘free’ third round pick. They were going to get NOTHING at the end of the year for him and they could put me in at LB and still win. True team mentality.

....side note, I LOATH the Pats, and here I am defending yet another brilliant move by the front office.... FML.

Michael Lombardi posted some plausible reasoning on Twitter:

Knowing the Patriots (and the Browns), Collins is probably riddled with tapeworms, cocaine, or a combination thereof.

I heard he was out for a personal reason, but didn’t realize it was something this awful. Glad he was able to rejoin the team for a night and play that well, but equally glad that both teams gave tribute in their own small ways as well. Best of luck to her moving forward with treatment!

To capitalize on the Indians’ success, the Browns launch their own Native American mascot, Gpodawund.