The BMW driver is a complete ass. I don't want to come off as unpleasant or anything but it's a 98 BMW. It's hardly anything worth owning let alone being proud of. Get a better job and buy yourself a new BMW instead of going around wrecking other people's things just because they don't respect your scrapper.

You never realize how much you take this part for granted until you turn your key and all you hear is a click.

someone in accounting is going to be pissed.

As much as I'll miss Top Gear, I begrudgingly agree that he should be fired. I think the fact that he turned himself in is noble, and probably means that he agrees too.

I celebrated at 3:16 PM. Figure it out.

I just want to see how you report what you spent on the Ferrari as a business expense to the IRS and not get reamed in an audit.

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Dear '92 Caprice Classic,

I'm not saying you're wrong, but just for the record I did win that hypermiling competition with the cardboard there.

Don't drink and drive. It's safer to taxi.

or pull out his can of mace, ride out in front and just crop-dust those dipwads.

I did the same thing. It's great for confusing the wife by texting her in the middle of the day with random questions like "how busy was Target?"

I see. So it's just a grudge you've chosen to hold onto for decades, which has nothing at all to do with their internet or cell services. That makes so much sense, and isn't the least bit neurotic at all.

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They had the boat up and out... It wasn't the daisy-chaining, it was the lack of safety chains and not securing the hitch!

Test ride the CB500s if you can... I have an 500F that I absolutely love! I test rode the R and X though before going through with it. Decided I liked the positioning of the F better, and I was able to get a great deal on the F with ABS.

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Yeah, for training and passing your test. But, plenty of people find it easier and more confidence inspiring to pick up something with a warranty, modern components and super cheap monthly payments.