Gosh you must be so freaking cool. Can I be your fake friend on facebook too?

Yeah, it's a guideline, not a rule. The goal is for the consumer to realize that odds are the levels of support they get at any given moment aren't the highest they can go, and they don't have to suffer at the hands of someone unwilling to help just because they had a crappy morning. Call back and get someone else, or…

I think it was after they replaced the seals for the third time

There was some controversy at the Malaysian Grand Prix, with Felipe Massa being ordered to let teammate Valtteri Bottas pass. It wasn't good for fans, it wasn't good for racing, but it was good for the team. Which was a shame. Thankfully, at today's Bahrain Grand Prix, we saw the power of racing without team orders.

Math much? 450,000 miles at 12 miles per gallon takes 37,500 gallons of fuel...

Inner city living for many is really is turning into a combination of the movies Freejack and Bladerunner, especially in regard to referencing pollution in general and human existence in (mega) cities. Rest assured if this was Hong Kong or even Shanghai you would pay a premium for oxygen / 02 bars.

Indeed. Has this been submitted to http://lego.cuusoo.com/ yet ?

This. x100.

A friend of mine who lives there is pretty hacked at her daughter's school for announcing a 2 hr delay *after* she dropped her daughter off, and then later on announced that it was closed *after* the delay time...

Maybe she does it all the time and is now used to it.

Here is your damn pokemon!

Look, let's just agree that from this point forward, every "No Tip" incident that comes up is fake. I don't care how despicable the people supposedly not tipping are, I don't care how doe-eyed and hard-working the waiter or waitress is, I don't care if there's video evidence of the party dropping one penny onto a…

My son and I decided to take a few cars out to the track with us this weekend, but the weekend got so crazy I all but forgot to use these tips to take a perfect photo.

Oh my god that beach visit was the best!

How did he get the time to unlock ANOTHER Car2Go though?

I can't layer for shit, so if someone wanted to delete the Jalopnik Text and add the logo, then maybe add the "BS" blipshift logo in the lower right...

The one that does best of all is the all-wheel drive Kuga with winter tires, which makes it all the way up the ski slope. Not surprising. But the video is excellent proof that the tires make all the difference.

Rape is sexual assault.

Best matching angle of the Sorento I could find.