Reasons to Smoke Weed, Ranked

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

You know who never hated mo’ cheeks?

That’s the face he makes when he sees police officers.

THAT shirt..EXACTLY!!! Douche dork (pictured above) writes for Goddamned G fucking Q magazine. You would think he would get some sense of style through os-fucking-mosis from that gig...but no. He goes on CHOPPED with THAT SHIRT.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

Done.

This man bred three times.

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This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

You've argued yourself into like five different circles there. Someone else can sweep up, but Kevin Love is not "cheap" and a player of his (at the time widely presumed) caliber isn't just some cheap rim protector and pieces;

This comment is fundamentally insane. First, "trade Towns for a cheap rim-protecting big and some other pieces." Nah.

I get that you guys enjoy being first, middle, and last in-line to kick the Knicks when they are down, and generally my only problem with this is that you leave little room for the rest of us. However, I feel compelled to point out that your argument about the relevance of the triangle offense to today's NBA makes…

I get that DS is general interest and not very nerdy, and, honestly the NBA nerds have been tough on Jackson this year, too. But there are some flaws in this analysis:

Frat bros worried that athletes may rape a woman. That's fucking rich.

Well, good. The only way colleges are going to do anything about this repulsive shit is if it starts affecting their bottom line. A major recruit leaving is a drop in the bucket, but I'm sure this is setting off alarm bells everywhere. I'm sure recruiting and admissions departments across the nation are preparing…

(Oklahoma bans freshman American History course)

(Enrolls at UC Irvine)

(Delance now says he has an offer from Alabama, and seems excited about it.)

Come on Drew... JFK doesn't "bang randoms" he, "pulls strange."