So people who say coastie hipsters are people who have never seen the ocean right?

3 AM? I must be lonely.

He was only doing behind-the-back spiral throws because he was trying to top Tony Romo’s inside-the-back spiral fracture.

Zachary D. Manprin: Cardinal Fan or Schiano Man?

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

Starting it off early this year.

It’s like Spongebob hit a windshield at 100 mph

[Honestly, I kinda respect people that just treat this place like the comment section of ESPN. You have a general idea how of brutally owned you’re gonna get, but you post anyway. Good on you sir.]

Well you were right about one thing, you definitely wasted your time commenting.

This type of response is why these posts exist. Go beat your kids some more.

Make America 8-8 again

Skewed because rebounding isnt important?

I sometimes forget how good Grant Hill was. Would have been cool to see him at his peak with Mcgrady in Orlando. I do question any stat that calls Steve Francis the best player in the league, but his numbers that year were pretty damn good.

But he transferred there from LIBERTY. I mean, you can’t blame the guy. It’s like eating out of a can for years and then someone offers you a hot buffet every day for a year. You’d go to Duke, too after spending a year at Liberty. He had to prove he was worth it and whether it was the best place for him or not, he…

The dude holding up a belt that would fit an elephant, perhaps?

Must be a shitty macrobrew. Gotta figure he’d be headed for the NBA if he had any hops.

Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

I just can’t see him being an every day starter. Managers are more likely to turn to him late, after they get through the bottom of the fifth.

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Big 24 hours for basketball fans that live outside of Philadelphia.