That’s amazing. People go to Texas for Spring Break

“Listen to me. Learn from me. I was not the best because I scored quickly. I was the best because the crowd loved me. Win the crowd and you will win your transfer fee.”

“Those giraffes you sold me, they won’t score. They just walk around, dribbling, and not scoring. You sold me... jacked giraffes. I want my money back.”

Eh, I don’t think it was a bad year at the plate for him, judging by his waist size.

Swaggy DNP

It’s a goddamn sneaker, not a movie shooting. Are they worried about spoilers?

Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

James Posey and Raef LaFrentz ftw.

Eagles trades show former coach not still running the team

You think that’s impressive job of carrying a student-athlete, you should see the academic support staff at Kentucky when final papers are due.

It’s been said before, but one Cantwell carry the team.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

FC Midtjylland?

C’mon Draper, I know United are bad, but you don’t need to let a cat walk across a keyboard to make up teams to beat them.

Easy day. Carmelo Anthony and Dwight Howard may be available, and I think the Nets have some draft picks starting in 2025. The real tough part is to see if you can talk Kobe Bryant out of this whole silly retirement thing.

It’s a really tough first day on the job for Marks as Prokhorov has also ordered him to take Billy King out behind the Barclay’s Center and shoot him before close of business.

Risky move by Tarasov. If he gets suspended, it will leave his team in Tatars.

just soon enough

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

It’s also illegal to leave your feet while making a tackle.

Worth mentioning, and something I always advocate for, is that in rugby, you have to at least make an attempt to wrap up on all tackles.