When you're worth hundreds of dollars like Steve Francis, everyone wants a piece of you.

(Most of the) QBs Andre Johnson had during his career:
David Carr
Tony Banks
Dave Ragone
Matt Schaub
Sage Rosenfels
TJ Yates
Case Keenum
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Tom Savage

That is a fucking travesty. Andre Johnson put all-time great numbers with those guys throwing him the ball. We all saw what Larry Fitzgerald did with a couple years…

So one thing that Minecraft has over Lego is that it teaches kids digital logic and engineering in a way that Lego just can't do. Lego can teach a kid how to build a wall. Minecraft can teach a kid how to build a CPU. That's what the redstone book is about. It's almost tricking kids into learning math and engineering…

Am I getting old - is that why I don't fucking understand all these YouTube videos that involve a video of people playing a video game or watching a TV show???? Why the fuck would you spend 30 minutes watching somebody else do something as opposed to doing it yourself? GET OFF MY LAWN WHY IS STUFF SO EXPENSIVE THESE…

What a fundamental life lesson for the girls: it's not whether you win or lose, or whether you've tried your best. It's whether a faceless bureaucrat approves of your paperwork.

While you argued over the color of a dress, 500 cats died of feline leukemia.

Snow Tubing is done at parks or Ski Slopes, Sled Riding is done where ever their is snow and a hill. Here in Pittsburgh that most often means the open hill where if you bank way left your going to hit tombstones.

Bill Simmons must be played by Ellen Degeneres

I put it up there with another stupid hobby of juvenile delinquents - dropping bricks off of overpasses onto oncoming cars. Most of the time nothing happens, once in a while you kill people.

Considering I have read countless stories of innocent people, even children, accidentally or deliberately shot and killed during swatting incidents gone bad, I can never and will never view "swatting" as anything other than attempted injury and harm from the culprits.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.

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Time for a Kickstarter to raise insane amounts of money for them!

"THAT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR HIRING SOMEONE WHO WORKED WITH THE KID BEFORE THE COMBINE!!"

Donald Glover would make a great, wisecracking Spider Man.

not if you dont grab the rim when throwing said ball DOWN

Many of us consider "whitebread" one of the least desirable traits a place can have.