I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

The only fair punishment would be to demote both of them, one to the Sixers and the other to the Knicks.

At least now we know the Kentucky football team can beat somebody.

This is my favorite comment of all time.

I still don't quite get the beast mode thing. In the original Beast Wars: Transformers cartoon the Maximals and Predicons typically used beast mode for regular travel or protection from energon radiation. Sure it could be useful but switching to robot mode let them use jet packs and rocket launchers.

within the rules if possible, but without wouldn't be the end of the world either.

You know what else doesn't hold weight? Lottery tickets. Good luck hoarding enough of them to keep you on the ground.

As a "you don't wash your hands" truther, I agree with Kevin. Also, damn man, wash your hands.

A made up stat is not worth noting.

His job is in the gym, at practice and on the field, to play his best for his coach and teammates, and he does that job superbly. His job is not NFL PR, or answering the same stupid questions from the same stupid hacks.

OK, man, we get it. You really wanna fuck Marshawn Lynch.

lolololol u mad, bro?

Worse still: he had to pay for the tattoo with his high school quiz bowl state championship ring and a game-worn short-sleeved button-up.

okay thanks for stopping by

"Yeah, but was it free?"

According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."

No. Do not turn that off.

I can't tell if you're joking, but that's the kind of necklace a person who wears nothing but Vibram Five Fingers shoes would wear.

I wear one. It's sturdy enough not to be feminine but thin enough that it sits under my shirt without anyone noticing. It's for me and no one else. I also wear a wedding ring and a watch. And hell, I always know who I'm taking home at the end of the night, and the jewelry hasn't cock blocked me yet.

I am a fan of having 3 distinct watches.