What a bonehead comment. I'm glad to see that unemployment paid off.

He should never have walked into that bar.

"This one guy thought he was going to own Damian". - That's what I thought, too! - Donald Sterling

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.

Turn it into a skills challenge. Deadspin - feel free to contact me on WHY this will be awesome and I'll elaborate

That's bound to be a knock-down, drag-out fight.

Actually... the dirty little secret about Kyrie Irving is that he moonlights as an older gentleman on the playgrounds, not as has been shown in Pepsi commercials to "school" other pick up players, but instead in hopes of attracting mature, well-red women capable of citing Keats from memory. Also, he collects…

No news here. Every carry Johnson has had in the past year has been offensive.

I indirectly have worked with this guy and have spoken with him and watched him conduct himself in games and during practice. Has a huge temper while he coaches, almost to the point of hilarity. Not surprised that he put his hands on a high school student.

It's because people are idiots, that's why. The point of the game is to get an open shot and if a guy's double-teamed he should pass it. That's the game.

Seems like this Rondo to Dallas deal is a layup at this point, which Rondo will inevitably miss.

Peter King is out here with the worst possible takes:

Question for Deadspin LLC . . .

There's nothing worse than living in PA, wanting to try a new beer , knowing it'll cost you forty+ bucks for the case, and you may end up giving it to your brother because it blows.

Actually, buying beer in Pennsylvania is easy, assuming you want it in industrial quantities. See, you can't just go to a convenience store and pick up a six-pack. You can either go to a pizza shop (or some other place with a carry-out alcohol license), or you can go to a "distributor" who is legally obligated to sell…

Vandy athletics managed to squash an article I was trying to right about some potential (though accidental) fraud on the track team.

What's so stupid about it? I'm not doing it because I like my candy and beer, but it seems like a healthy reasonable diet. It isn't like Vegan where you then find yourself without much protein in your diet or a lot of other diets that subtract some pretty important foods. Seems to me that anyone doing it is…

Don't hate the player, hate the grain.

The diet itself is a (mostly) good idea, but the mythos around it is just inane. If you just say "Hey, you should focus on eating vegetables and lean proteins. Also, cutting out sugar is good for you," I'm totally on board. Once you start trying to tell me that the reason this is good is because of the way you…

I've been an independent consulting engineer since 1999. I'd estimate less than 1% of engineers I meet have a briefcase. If you know your stuff (and have white hair) no one treas you like a high schooler.