These things have a set of rules and regs that make the Navy SEALS look like a bunch of dilettantes. You WILL wear the white tuxedo jacket or they will never find your remains.

I wish people still dressed up like this. I love my jeans and all, but I don’t even own any formal gown anymore (except my wedding dress), and so many men don’t even own a suit, let alone a tuxedo!

You have no idea! When my niece was a deb a few years ago, my son was her escort. The dress code was so strict that I had to write it down, and take it with me to Men’s Wearhouse to get the tux fitted correctly, and make sure I had EVERYTHING listed, including gloves. And that was just the escorts! Dear Dog, that was…

Yeah, this is something that really bugs me. I engaged a HS acquaintance on FB about a lot of anti-Hilary stuff he posts. He’s a Sanders supporter (cool) but really verges on BernieBro territory (not cool). The conversation was pretty civil, but all he kept doing was responding by pasting general websites at me, as…

That’s pretty common in elections. Democrats in general firmly believe that lower and middle class voters who support republicans are doing so because they’re not smart enough to understand that democrats are the ones with their best interests in mind, not those evil republicans. And of course republicans believe that…

I've noticed this as well. In a way, that's just part of how positive campaigns work - you educate people about your candidate and hope they come around. But in this context, there's a kind of condescension to it...silly women and minorities, if only you knew better you'd realize that my candidate is way better for…

I have a cousin like this. I’m like, no, I know. Bernie’s awesome. I like Hillary better. And he’s like “BUT NO YOU AGREE WITH BERNIE!” And I’m like, “yep. I do. I also agree with Hillary and I like her better.” “BUT BERNIE!” Rinse, repeat.

God, be careful what you say!! They’ll come for you!

Smart move on her part.

Every time I read “just install ad block” or “just root and get rid of it” or “just jailbreak and fix that” when something is seriously broken by default makes me want to smack people in the head.

Too bad the surface isn’t end grain. Although... by not using end grain they’re saving a lot of money.

Stop. Your math is wrong. The probabilities are skewed regionally, due to their absurd local ingredient sourcing practices, as Chipotle sources their products from an indefinite (er, unlimited?) number of vendors. Hence they have no idea what the source of the illness is and the shitstorm they are facing. For…

We will miss our Ageless Sovereign. ;_;

But where is his Muffin Button?

32 and i just hate sucking at games. i love games but damn it if im any good at them. so i always go single player games. no mmos no shooters. but i really REALLY want to its been a lifelong desire of mine

Kara, Yoga is dead I’m sorry

She does call her mom. Just not as much as her mother, a self-absorbed pest, who thinks her college age daughter should be calling her. This women clearly thinks her daughter should be on-call to return her dippy texts all damn day long. Sorry but the kid is in class or studying. She’s busy. If mom went to college,…

I assume that if mom can pay for this type of school, although expensive, it’s not so far out of the family’s financial means. Otherwise wouldn’t the mom go into how big of a financial burden this is?

Here’s the thing about gifts and strings. If someone gives me something and says I expect x in return, then I better provide x if I accept the gift. But if they give me something and just expect that I will provide something in return, then not only am I not obligated to do so, I might not even know the expectatin is…