Shouldn’t this also be written in French?

BC = bad pedestrians who then get in their cars and become bad drivers (the type who sit in the left lane like HURR HURR I AM GOING THE SPEED LIMIT SO YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT while 50 people line up behind them)

they can only dream of being rubbed all over a body

Then my cats are extra jerks. They knock things over MORE when we aren’t home. One of them is also 100% more likely to vomit on the carpet if we are out of the apartment for longer than usual.

So true! Things are where I left them when kitty is home alone. When I’m there, though, he’s trying to open the dog treat jar, raiding the bread bin, pushing over cups of water, hanging from the gutters, etc. GAH

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I hate 'What if the kid is autistic? What if they're developmentally delayed?'...

Relief huh...an interesting perspective. It's much more interesting to me that you're almost never uncertain where the narrative is going - when I think about it, were I to be invested in that, it'd probably be an issue that nearly all games face these days rather - but to hone in on that sense is unique. I still…

I live in Canada so I know cold. It's -14 today and that's a decent winter day. The best advice besides layers is make sure your boots are high enough and whatever gloves or boots you pick they are lined and waterproof. The wet will get you more than anything. Once snow hits your body it melts and then that will…

Oh man, I would love to get my high school poetry scrubbed from google results, haha.

This right here. The right to be forgotten comes from a good place and for good purpose.

This case is neither of those things

NO, DO NOT COME IN HERE AND TELL THIS MAN THAT YOU AS A WOMAN KNOW MORE ABOUT HOW IT FEELS TO BE A WOMAN. HOW DARE YOU?

Oh that is what I call a Venus fly cat.

All hell doesn't break loose, but that stare can just break.you.down. He's the sweetest being on earth, not a naughty bone in his cute little body.

Well I guess traditionally you are supposed to ask the father for your hand in marriage soooo... progress?

Did he even offer a dowry? I mean, if you're going to be a dipshit and do something like that, might as well go all the way.

The weirdest part was how he didn't even attempt to say hello to me, just went straight for my mom.

This may be the wierdest story that I have read so far!

The same thing happened to me! Only I was 14! And he was the attendant at the gas station down the street from our house!

But what about the Welsh accent? BEST ACCENT EVER!