Shouldn’t this also be written in French?

As illustrated by Hark, A Vagrant!

I was hoping for an Emily win (she was my pick from the start and didn't disappoint all season), but Darla sure earned the victory! Congrats, Darla, and to all who competed!

My own theory is that, in the 1960s and 1970s, being a young white American man with a certain amount of income was more like being a god on earth than at any time in history. As long as you went to college, you were draft-deferred. (Yes, that changed later — but it was once a reality.) Once out of college, you were…

BC = bad pedestrians who then get in their cars and become bad drivers (the type who sit in the left lane like HURR HURR I AM GOING THE SPEED LIMIT SO YOU CAN JUST DEAL WITH IT while 50 people line up behind them)

they can only dream of being rubbed all over a body

Would a matriarchy enable hyenas to steal my ice cream?

Then my cats are extra jerks. They knock things over MORE when we aren’t home. One of them is also 100% more likely to vomit on the carpet if we are out of the apartment for longer than usual.

So true! Things are where I left them when kitty is home alone. When I’m there, though, he’s trying to open the dog treat jar, raiding the bread bin, pushing over cups of water, hanging from the gutters, etc. GAH

Disagree! This is the world's greatest natural (and flushable) litter! http://www.amazon.com/Natures-Miracl…

My OCD thanks you.

Oh god yes.

Are those all intended to be slightly sexual in nature?
If so: 3 points.
If not: 1 point.

...Butter...lettuce...

I'm so sorry your shortness caused you so much pain that day.

Well, it's good to see the Gizmodo commentariat handling this with all of the dignity, wisdom and maturity you'd expect:

Protip: If you feel that "Social Justice Warrior" is an accurate epithet for people you disagree with, you're probably on the wrong goddamn side of the argument. Unless you truly believe social justice is a bad thing, in which case you're possibly a Silver Age comic villain yourself.

Well, the example that springs to mind for me is peer review. Women scientists are much less likely to have their papers accepted when their gender is known than when they are not. I can easily imagine a similar impact both in the publishing industry, when you are first trying to get your book published, and at an…

You are the only person whose saying that.