To be fair that "sketchy sounding" polyethylene is the most produced plastic in the world, you're in contact with it every day.

This is a good tip, but your mascara drying up should also be a queue to ask youself "how old is this?" Mascara is one of the #1 makeup products that can get contaminated and/or begin to grow bacteria over time and so often it's just smart to get a new one. General wisdom is to replace somewhere between 3 and 6 months…

Dude, at least you don't have TWO of them standing on either side of you stereo-yowling about how BREAKFAST IS IN AN HOUR AN HOUR AN HOOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRR WAKE UP MOMMMMMM! every. damn. morning.

I'm fine with my routine:

That picture is everything.

Sometimes I feel like the concept of intent is lost in conversations like this. But I agree, intent really does matter.

Oh my god, so much litter and food. I somehow accidentally ended up adopting three kittens in three months this winter after my adult cat died in December, and they go through litter and food like there's no tomorrow.

Yeah, absolutely. Right now, I could certainly be angling to get ahead, move up, make more money, but . . . the stability I have right now is incredible, and I'm really fucking lucky to have it (especially in a field that allows me to preserve my sense of moral integrity). And that's so much more valuable to me, at…

I try to explain this to people all the time. I am about to graduate college and I have a degree in something that interests me, but does not necessarily thrill me and I wouldn't exactly say I have a passion in it. I have known for a while that I will be the type of person who lands a job that doesn't entirely suck,…

You can't get a show like this made for women. I know a fair amount about the industry and execs and networks do not want to put women in these roles, nor do they want to finance shows in which women are survivalists. The view is that the market they're trying to attract is men, and men would rather watch men do these…

Wrong. Coffee Crisp is clearly #1.

To Say Nothing of the Dog - It's a really complex story involving time travel and seeming paradoxes and plot-holes, but at the end, if you're paying attention, you realize the author has explained everything perfectly and all the plot holes are filled.

what you mean we should talk about form of self expression sweeping through our society instead of ineffectually blaming them on narcissism? HOW DARE YOU.

Wheel of Time

And they do hear it—and take advantage of it. When you talk to kids about dream jobs, what kinds of things do you hear the most? Book editor, photographer, writer, fashion model, actress, singer? Guess what jobs offer the most unpaid internships and fewest promises of any kind of long-term employment?

I think transformations as such will always remind me of 1992's The Thing.

I think that was how I was born.

Classic. And still a mystery.

I wish I could take credit for that one. I can't remember where I found it (probably another Friday .gif party), but it's the one I use to cheer up my wife whenever she needs a smile.

Oh, that was a woman who touched my breasts... Yeah. In front of a bunch of men (one of which is my life partner :) ).

Extra stupid to hit on the boss's daughter, though I wouldn't put it past people. Some people are super sleazy and stoopid.