I get what you are saying, but it is literally a requirement that you publicly announce name changes so that people know that there is a continuation in person hood. It doesn't seem untoward, in the absence of specific threats not to reveal the old name, especially if the new name (and face) are shown.

Via the excellent Kate Beaton - http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php

Happily accepted! That is very possibly the best of all Tilda gifs.

I am happy to hear that bisexuals are hugely endowed. I hope they use it well, and touch many people.

I believe that last one is from a horror film.

JESUS CHRIST. That last one could be a horror movie by itself.

The alien emerging from the phone is FOR-ACTUALLY nightmarish. Horrible, horrible, no good. Meep. I now need a juicebox and a hug.

Holy shit. I thought cell phones were a modern wonder of human technology. Turns out they really do just trap demons in those things.

seriously, the microwave is actually creating a sentient being out of that last object.

Oh my God that last one is amazing.

No, thank god!

Please, just stick to standard rudeness in the office. Special rudeness is a major turn-off.

And, even before white people were commonly occuring in Asian spaces, aristocrats and scholars who had wealth and influence also had jobs that kept them out of the fields and so there was a whole internal class thing around having a paler complexion.

a few weeks is nothing, will definitely give this a try, thank you!

And if you are doing what I'm doing, brah, let me give you some tips to improve what you're doing because NOBODY does it better than me.

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

These are truly masters of subtlety! Do they really think, if they needed this app to maintain one relationship, that they are cut out for acquiring and keeping multiple girlfriends? Please, dudes. There are clearly other things holding you back in that respect...

At least you didn't drive three hours to be told that the car blew a head gasket the day before, the guy knew about it, and still wanted me to buy it.

This is exactly why more salesmen need to get with the picture. It wasn't fully your father's decision, you were the one with the influence. Dealerships need to come into the 21st century in these situations.