And, even before white people were commonly occuring in Asian spaces, aristocrats and scholars who had wealth and influence also had jobs that kept them out of the fields and so there was a whole internal class thing around having a paler complexion.

a few weeks is nothing, will definitely give this a try, thank you!

And if you are doing what I'm doing, brah, let me give you some tips to improve what you're doing because NOBODY does it better than me.

Anybody who's not doing what I'm doing to maintain the lifestyle I'm maintaining is obviously doing it wrong. I'll be over here. Judging.

Next step: condescending Facebook shares and diatribes!

These are truly masters of subtlety! Do they really think, if they needed this app to maintain one relationship, that they are cut out for acquiring and keeping multiple girlfriends? Please, dudes. There are clearly other things holding you back in that respect...

The Dresden Fi-

DAMMIT JANET

This is just one of the best exchanges in...I don't know, ever? It's so beautiful and simple and each of them is so perfectly confident, only Wesley is...perhaps just a LITTLE bit more confident. And rightfully so.

"I could give you my word as a Spaniard?"

Monty Python's Holy Grail

I've used this for other questions, but the Princess Bride still reigns. 1987.

At least you didn't drive three hours to be told that the car blew a head gasket the day before, the guy knew about it, and still wanted me to buy it.

This is exactly why more salesmen need to get with the picture. It wasn't fully your father's decision, you were the one with the influence. Dealerships need to come into the 21st century in these situations.

I love that she stood her ground. Admitting you were wrong is for wimps.

He was paired up with his sister when he was 11—though he's probably known her longer than that—as is fairly common in the world of pairs skating.

Where they'll be no tribble at all

LOL whatever, IOC. Women, being typically smaller and lighter, may have a natural advantage over men and quickly come to dominate this sport. That's the real fear.

Looks like Teddy Ruxpin... remember that creepy animatronic bear that you'd put cassettes of books on tape inside, and he'd "read" the book to your children, all the while drunkenly nodding and blinking slowly. The best thing to do with him was to put in a tape of something really creepy, like "The Shining", and see…

I can't tell if the child is excited or terrified she's about to be eaten.