These are truly masters of subtlety! Do they really think, if they needed this app to maintain one relationship, that they are cut out for acquiring and keeping multiple girlfriends? Please, dudes. There are clearly other things holding you back in that respect...

At least you didn't drive three hours to be told that the car blew a head gasket the day before, the guy knew about it, and still wanted me to buy it.

This is exactly why more salesmen need to get with the picture. It wasn't fully your father's decision, you were the one with the influence. Dealerships need to come into the 21st century in these situations.

I love that she stood her ground. Admitting you were wrong is for wimps.

He was paired up with his sister when he was 11—though he's probably known her longer than that—as is fairly common in the world of pairs skating.

LOL whatever, IOC. Women, being typically smaller and lighter, may have a natural advantage over men and quickly come to dominate this sport. That's the real fear.

Looks like Teddy Ruxpin... remember that creepy animatronic bear that you'd put cassettes of books on tape inside, and he'd "read" the book to your children, all the while drunkenly nodding and blinking slowly. The best thing to do with him was to put in a tape of something really creepy, like "The Shining", and see…

I can't tell if the child is excited or terrified she's about to be eaten.

I feel like he's been sent by Zull to take over New York.

The way its mouth moves is what creeps me out. I expect something to come shooting out at the audience from it.

I realize it's slo-mo but I'm getting an up-way-past-his-bedtime-vibe. It looks like Mr. Sandman is about to win this little competition.

...or frozen forks.

Some Russians have a more romantic view of the etymology of this toast/chant: they shout "горько" because the world is so bitter, and only a sweet kiss can undo that. It's so cheesy but so cute.

I can tell you the sign says "bitter." Apparently everyone takes shots of vodka and then chants "Bitter!" until the couple kisses for as long as possible to remove the bitter taste of alcohol...and then they turn into uncooked chickens in doll clothes. So.

Oh they have answers...we're just too scared to know.

If SHE is the succubus, I'm in.

"As a woman in game development, I have only so much political capital to spend before I get dismissed as a chick, [as] crazy, hysterical, shrill, stupid, not a real woman, not a real gamer,"

Why would you be confused? The answer is obviously yes.

NOT FIFTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a nerdy girl, let me just recommend strongly that you don't attempt to "hide" your nerdiness from potential dates either.