Out of curiosity, was it RYLA?

What is going on here? Is this a giant feathered merkin, or just some really unfortunate camera timing?

I lived with my parents for almost two years after I graduated - almost a year and a half after I had a good, stable job (horray for a 2010 graduation date!!!)

You know he finds the most erotic part of a woman the boobies

Excuse me. I have to go watch my DVD of Howl's Moving Castle again, because all of the Yes.

There must be something weird with me because I had a thing for these two dorks instead (individually and together):

No one buys five dozen eggs like Gaston!

I think you might have Tiana and Cinderella mixed up - I just looked at pictures of the window displays, and the light blue dress was in kind of a swamp setting. But otherwise I completely agree with your assessments!

I had a similar problem - I am pretty sure the previous tennants of my apartment never wiped down the shower walls, and the result was a layer of soap scum that no amount of scrubbing bubbles would penetrate.

If you are truly willing to spend money to solve this problem, I actually have a solution for you:

There was one lady in my neighbourhood who gave out juiceboxes. Healthy, with the added bonus that pveryone went to that house because all the candy you ate while trick-or-treating made you really thirsty.

The cutest little kid in the history of forever was the kid who came to the door of my parent's place one of the years I handed out candy for them. He was our next door neighbour, probably about 2 years old*. He was dressed as a ladybug, and absolutely terrified out of his tiny little mind to be going to other…

I'm glad you're able to give a different kitty a home! I know after I lost my gal, Mango after 15 years together, one of the few things that made anything better was that I knew I'd be able to give a good life to another animal.

Here is my sweet guy, Tiberius, who is just starting to learn how cuddles work after I brought him home from the humane society shelter:

I do this all the time - as a Canadian , shipping can end up being a royal pain in the ass a lot of the time. But I managed to score $80 off my microwave and $15 off the last pair of headphones I bought. The store I go to hasn't given me trouble yet, though I suspect YMMV with other stores and other store managers.

The bane of my childhood existence was that my mother had to buy costumes a size or two too large, so that she could force the costume OVER the snowsuit we were going to wear out trick-or-treating. Because it was probably going to be snowing. So for years my costumes were Chubby princess, Chubby vampire, and chubby…

What is it about competitions for children that send people straight down to Batshit Crazy Town? Was there even a prize for this contest besides the pagent crown?

My feelings exactly...

Sometimes I think people like that pick "Teacher" because they are literally unaware of any other profession that grownups can do.