I can enjoy both Marvel “garbage” films and incomprehensible art and indie films at the same time. It doesn’t even require any Simone Biles-level mental gymnastics.

Dan Crenshaw also appears to be a third-rate villain in a fourth-rate Marvel knockoff.

Mr. Bieber’s outfit is largely fine

I’m now imagining a fart escaping out of the back of that thing with a sound like someone slowly letting the air out of a balloon and I can’t stop giggling. 

I was going to suggest a fart escape hatch.

It’s an air vent to cut down on swamp ass? 

1) That’s not what gatekeeping means.

who sold DC Comics to DJ Khaled?

So you’re fine giving your kid a negative label, but you bristle at having one applied to you? You might want to think about that one a bit.

The thing I will remember most about this pandemic time will be getting to see what celebrity curtains and bookshelves look like, and how many of them are too cheap to spring for bluetooth and still use the white corded earbuds that came with the iPhone. 

“These historians appear to me to be pushing to find the true historical facts. Based on her own words, many will conclude she is trying to push an agenda, and they will assume she is manipulating historical facts to support it. If asked about it, I will have to be honest in saying I agree with the historians.”

Welcome to: When Reposting Twitter Drama Goes Wrong - AV Club Edition.

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

“At that age [19], teenagers are mature enough to know what they’re being part of.”

“Sorry! I should have asked Jeeves about it!” -Ellie Kemper

Protein, and black labels with jagged fonts.

Johnson 2 Johnson 

Whatever the fuck it takes at this point.

Johnson & Johnson in the Johnson?