First-world problems, man, first-world problems :P

SCREW YOU SONY FANBOY!

Character: Garrus Vakarian

Character: GLaDOS

You can also grab the free laundry bags found in every hotel closet.

Very gentlemanly response to two strangers putting things in each other's mouths absent consent!

He's actually doing three things, playing the game, using the sidebar, and narrating it to the camera. I'd imagine he'd be less distracted if he wasn't also making a Youtube video.

I already do martial arts, so I had the gi... and the rest was easy.

It's still a lightweight.

Rob Liefeld did the photoshop job.

Also, as far as I am aware she isn't undereducated. The girl took Cold War college classes for FUNSIES. I am of the belief that Kesha is a very successful life-troll and we should all bow down to her because she is far above any starlet.

Kesha is not half naked, she is covered in glitter.

And yet everyone does.

Ummm.... Try using any CAD or Graphics program without a mouse. No thanks.

no.

okay still not getting an XBONE to play it though.

Oh! Now I get it!!

Chubby guys out there, don't lose hope, it's very easy to get your six-pack, just follow this simple instruction:

One-eyed man with a moustache?

I wish there was a way to shut off comments on this site completely as 90% of you people have nothing insightful to add. If you truly like your android, or galaxy or whatever, good for you! Can I give you a gold star? A cookie perhaps? And who the fuck cares if some people prefer iPhones over your phone of preference?