This will forever be one of my favorite commercials that has ever been commercialed.

And it should be clear, I'm not promoting Marxism - I'm promoting violence.

Cool, that covers all the Preorders

...on a boat! In a tree!

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura

X-Com: UFO Defense

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Allow me to correct you with a simple example: Projecting an RPG map onto a 3D sphere breaks the map's rules. By your admission, let the entire edge be a single pole. Now imagine that you are standing at this pole. By walking 1 metre in any direction, you should be able to appear 1 metre from any edge. In an RPG,…

Dick Tracy, that's who.

Broken penises. Broken penises everywhere!

Damn good, I'd forgotten about that!

Fucking weak, Kotaku! Screw your absurd world destroyer moves, I much prefer the classy, genuinely beautiful-looking super moves over your Proton Cannons any day!

For example, this. Buster Wolf, by Terry Bogard, from Garou: Mark of the Wolves.

That would be pretty awesome.

He's working on a concept-art drawing program.

"Love the fornicator/hate the fornication"

I'm sure that's how the guy's wife feels.

I would totally wear either of those dresses (not the other outfits) and I assure you I have nothing stylistically in common with Nicki Minaj!

This app should culminate in a print-out for you to hand your partner(s) with a grade: Needs Improvement, Too Bangy, WTF Was That Smell, Watch Your Elbows. Also, should come with a handy board you can rank them on, like Top Gear has.

"What's wrong with taking photos with an iPad?"

You're not paying for the water, you're paying for the portability that the bottle brings.

Stand on one foot. Lean over until you have to put your other foot down to avoid falling over. That is what you do on a bicycle, except your other foot is a wheel (the front one, BTW) so it can move around to keep you from falling over continuously.