Super anal you say? I have a friend who may like to meet your friend. 

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.

It sure is a shame how our nations soldiers get treated once they get back from the battlefield.

*Dog dick red. The reddest red that red can be.

Because they like to party

Thanks I hate it, and am also glad that art did what it’s supposed to do: elicit emotion.

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT IT’S NOT A GOAL.

when he really fully applies himself his dominance is rivaled only by me in a Red Robin

Her hit “Fight Song” was Hillary Clinton’s campaign anthem, so this isn’t the first time she’s let America down.

Richie Incognito looks like he was in a sports movie 20 years ago as a kid and has reunited with his castmates for a photoshoot for People Magazine.

If they do that, they would have to make leaving your position a fine too, otherwise you’d have a 9 on 1.

Are you a sanitation engineer in San Francisco? Every engineer I know can easily afford a $40k car. As a matter of fact, all of them own cars costing well over $40k new.

Oh sure, but Rachel Dolezal tries it and everyone is up in arms...Fuckin’ sexists.

Sounds like my first date.

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

Major League is the greatest baseball movie ever made and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise.

I hate how nice this looks and I hate how I kinda want one.

You get ALL the credit for practicing incredible restraint in your reply to eolith. Mad respect.

Everybody reads jeffvanhungry’s comments in Ron Burgundy’s voice, right?

when he comes back and when lebron signs and when my wife comes back the sixers will be nba champions