So the debate is over, right? He’s the second best ever?

The hero America needs, not the one we deserve

“My job is managing money for people, you’re job is making me laugh”

Do the people whose money he ostensibly manages realize he makes middle-school-level grammatical mistakes? 

Shoutout to Dave for forgetting to turn his italics off. You’re the real MVP, Dave.

Either the average Deadspin reader is dumber than I thought (likely) or this is an extremely convoluted joke about what sort of person uses each webmail service.

“I am a 59 year old...”

Crapdangit! I hate seeing talented young players get cut down in their prime. Hope he can recover fully and quickly.

Unequivocally.

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.

Can you imagine the uproar if white people were enslaved for hundreds of years, and after having been freed were still denied basic rights for another century, and then were denied the tools that would allow them to better their overall circumstance like decent education and access to housing and banking, and then…

Jesus, dude. I was being friendly.

I’m like 90% sure the part you’re reacting to, old boy, was the set up to the punchline about how no1curr about Curry’s ugly fucking shoes. It was a pretty good joke, as I read it.

“Boy I remember a game at the Montreal Forum when I was coaching in Moose Jaw. The Maple Leafs were down to the Rangers 2-1 when Bobby Orr, as great a Canadian and hockey player that ever lived, stole the puck from that filthy American Mike Modano and then fired it to Doug Gilmour, whose children I would gladly bear,…

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

The best part is he never joined the basketball team, and the incident happened two years ago.

How is it so common that the higher up someone is in an organization, the less professional their emails are?

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

In that last gif everyone seems focused on the guy in the red shirt, but they the guy on the right goes fucking flying by!

What, you miss the Aubrey Huff post today?