It’s okay to call me a traitor because without Paul I’m out. (It’s also okay because I call myself a traitor while I cry alone when nobody is home.) [It’s also okay because I’ll probably refuse to see it with my friends and then go see it alone very late at night... in the damn theater.]
After every movie since the fourth one I’ve said “they need to stop” and then a new trailer comes out for the next one and I get so hyped
Wait, they record those? Asking for a friend.
Everyone shits on these movies but as a 31 year old, this franchise has basically been something I’ve looked forward too for like half my life. I don’t even care how bad some of them may be or how they’ve drifted away from cars. I just like these and will always go see them.
American movies need to stop having “graphic” sex scenes where the actress is inexplicably wearing a bra. Just avoid showing the boobs with camera angles or sheets or Austin Powers teapots. Bra sex is just stupid looking.
my wife put you up to this, clover?
Have you ever considered selling everything Jeep related and buying something reliable and capable - like a 3rd Gen 4runner?
“Call 1-800-SURPRISE-IT’S-ME-MOTHERFUCKER”
“How’s my driving? Call me and tell me so I can find you and punch you.”
Music is VERY important when wrenching and the wrong music can cause shit to go all kinds of sideways. Here’s what I’ve discovered:
No matter what you’re working on, you can can listen to classic rock. This is absolutely your safest bet and what I leave my garage stereo tuned to. Soft rock/Adult Contemporary…
I also take boner pills because I have a huge penis that functions properly and for no other reason.
Over $50,000 of mods! No low ballers, I know what I have.
Why did you spell alcohol w-e-e-d?
A guy named Mike who wants to “nuke the gays” will temporarily fill in while the head man is out of commission. Thank goodness this is only football and not any sort of consequential situation.
Devil’s devil’s advocate: Tim Duncan didn’t begin playing basketball until ninth grade. KAT was practicing with varsity in fifth. So, uh, I’m not sure what my point is, here.
So, what do you do now? Sit in a limo? Ride in the back?
Tim Hardaway Jr. missing the fucking backboard on his football throw, smh.
1. $50,000 isn’t multi-millionaire money.