I get it. It’s funny because you imply that kale is edible.

Here’s a list of foods you can eat in a 2017 Chevy Camaro ZL1:

I would love to race Kevin Draper.

Cruz: “Quarterbacks aren’t paid to make political statements, they’re paid to get rings. Remember Larry Bird? He used to get 20 rings a game sometimes. Heck of a quarterback.”

Bills fans don’t take a day off

If his writing sucked so bad, how did he work for so long for these esteemed publications?

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

Well, that went way over your head.

“I’m sorry, the answer we were looking for was Camaro’s....Camaro’s.”

“scored”

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

You forgot, Clark MacArthur!!

Few notes - 1) I am familiar with a child having a seizure, I experienced it first hand 2) I am not the only one commenting here, so I expect you to reply to all of them with several Fuck You’s (CAP and no cap) 3) Lastly, this Deadspin post is about the continued worship of Tebow, not the victim of the seizure.

Damn, your friend’s sister moved to Detroit just to work at a Subway?

Thank you. If you’re going to do an article about a video article on another website, the LEAST you can do is summarize the video for folks who can’t watch it/don’t want to watch it/are reading while watching something else and cannot multi-task THAT well.

New phone, who dis

No traffic but still drives in the middle lane.......

Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.

Please... what about “Past Relationships Show She Wanted It”?!