Gray-brown fall is not the worst season. It’s vastly superior to both Gray winter and Brown spring, as both of those seasons involve discovering what’s been rotting under snowbanks since White winter. Bird spines, human poop, rat arms, etc.
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This man is IRREPLACEABLE! How would the Vikings ever find an overweight, heavily-bearded, Norse-looking man who can ride a motorcycle in Minnesota?!!?
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Nogaro Blue spits in your face.
“If they make mistakes, you know, it’s not like they’re professionals. They’re just amateurs. Kids, really. Young, young boys. So young, these boys. Anyway, what were we talking about?”
That didn’t work out so good for Rihanna.
You just know that he beat on it.
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I’m pretty sure many men are already very familiar with moisturizing their dicks on a daily basis.
This guy is 80 percent of Deadspin’s readership.
I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.
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After rowing ashore: