Nice try. Tho needs more Syd Mead:

I want to like it, but it looks like it’s got a saggy butt.

Honda Civic, you’ve got yourself some competition.

It’s not as bad as I had feared... although it’s clear that BMW is committed to busy front end design these days. Lots of lines...

You don’t spend much time on other Gawker sites, do you?

This is literally the dumbest thing I’ve read in months.

It’s free of charge to throw your battery into the ocean.

There’s a difference between “taking the time to make sure” and “made an honest mistake because the car’s visibility is shit.”

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

So he would have been better off keeping the $2 billion and doing nothing with it?  I mean there are plenty of appropriate grievances to be aired towards Bezos.  Be better Hamno.  This is fucking weaksauce.  

Well, he did stress that everyone should be bringing their pets, so the limited food wouldn't be an issue.

“Shoffner was raced to the hospital”. All the way to hospital Shoffner was like, ‘please slow the fuck down, i’ve had enough racing for today, assholes’

My 87 GN.. went from a bone stock beater to a mid 10 second driver....

Now this is a flagship.

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

“Can I be blunt, Joe?”

If sedans are dead, why does Tesla have a massive order backlog for a sedan?

Lousy take. No brand is beyond redemption. Look at Hyundai, FFS.

I try to avoid ECS at all costs. This January I needed new spark plugs for my ‘13 Audi S6, and unfortunately ECS seemed to be the only ones that carried them. When I finally did receive the spark plugs, they were in a plastic bag with no padding, with an ignition coil removal tool floating around in the bag as well.…

Of course it’s not unique - it’s the result of joining the engines of two customer cars (that had just come in for an oil service) together