What do you have against the French that you would wish a used Chrysler product on one?

Wow, second time in a week Oppo (albeit Old Oppo) gets a nod? The great re-unification has begun!

200mph with a check engine light.

Oh, who doesn’t love a good crab flambe?

Please disallow the civilian models to come in black.

I gotchu fam.

This article is pure GOLD. This is what Jalopnik should be all the time and exclude all the bloody political crap. These types of articles with such depth of knowledge sharing are the kind you want to save for generations ahead of us.

This kind of article is what brought me to Jalopnik, jesus, like 11 years ago.

This is good, nay, great Jalopnik.

Audi S5 Sportback.

I didn’t really care if they were comfortable or not

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

Sniff ‘n the Tears, Driver’s Seat.

“Hay bail” is what you yell at the guy just looking at the water pouring into the little boat you share.

What I like about most Singer’s is that they are tasteful. This one is mostly tasteful with a few design decisions that ruin in. Rear taillights and front corner lamps look like they came from eBay.

Let me put it in simpler terms.

These boys had to make sure it was “cleared” before it got cleared.

This is something probably better expounded upon in a larger blog, but we get a lot of shit either way because we’re either all-in for Tesla, or we’re a bunch of short sellers blahblahblah.

TBH, that looks worse. 

715 horsepower jackhammer under the hood ...13.2-inch pizzas in the back squeezed by four-piston calipers.