@Michael Dukakis: I see what you did there.

@Jennacide: Any Zelda game will be the best game ever created when I climb around temples like Altair, fight enemies like Ryu Hayabusa and fire in first-person mode like *any guy with a gun from an FPS with good controls*.

So fuckin metal....

@iatw: You're doing it wrong.

Pfft, lame. If she REALLY wanted to be cool on the internet, she'd have donned the Sands of Time white pants, boots and no shirt.

@Setzer IIDX: It's just an MMO but without the first M.

@Bull0: Here here!

Super Mario Bros. on NES.

I don't care what colour their skin is, what their face is shaped like, what sex they are, whether they're a mammal, reptile, fish, bird - shit, I don't even care if their species originated on this planet: a zombie is a fuckin zombie. Nuff said. I lol at all you douche bags who think any form of racism could be…

That'll teach them for being a hilariously slow, huge half-ton walking bag of meat.

@ginazninja: A stupid waste of time to some, sophisticated research in efficient algorithms for data management to others.

I think we've got a few more hundred years of further developing our technologies here ahead of us before we can even suggest colonising other planets.

Fuckin Japan.....

@persocom: Worst analogy ever.

So, left-handers will be fucked for games that require simultaneous use of the touch screen and analog stick then?

This game looks so fuckin metal...

@Riggs Rector: "A bad carpenter blames his tools" . Maybe you just need to have more patience and practice - I was making those agility obs my BITCH!

Another analog stick is required before we can expect to get the quality of 3D game control we get on consoles on a handheld. It's pretty much as simple as that.

@wonderkrisp: Correct. We are the most advanced thing on this planet. All other organisms shall bow before our tool-constructing and language capabilities, or - hopefully in this case - receive virtual punches in the face from us.

The important question on everyone's mind is: