Somehow I missed this, and I am truly saddened by that fact. I know nothing of the thermos of ranch dressing.

Ari writes: "if you claim your retail price is $100, and then mark it as $50, it's technically "50% off as marked" even if Amazon has it for $25."

Or a sex position. ;)

It does melt a bit, but it also will brown up nicely on the peaks and ridges where it's been spread. I'm mostly concerned about the flavor / consistency. Eating something that gooey where nice, firm mozzarella once tread could be jarring.

I bet you make monogrammed thermoses for a living.

Can we expand this to also cover people who claim to be "very" allergic to something just because they don't like it?

""Make them read the posts publicly to their assembled classmates. In a room. Live." See how funny it is then."

They really should be expelled. Guys who think drugging and raping people is funny should not have access to the drugs that dentists so commonly use to numb pain or make people unconscious.

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

The Puppy Jake Foundation needs to demand the dog back.

I mean, I woke up at 7:30 too but then I did what any sane person would do: Went to the bathroom, took some ibuprofen, and went back to sleep until 1:30.

I'm sure all the servers would love to walk out on their shitty jobs leaving you no one to boss around when you celebrate your promotion at your non-shitty jobs. Because they'll all be senior managers and vice presidents and shit, and there won't be anyone left to bus your table or bring you your stupid overcooked…

Yeah, she tortures animals to death for a living, zero sympathy.

I'm always disappointed when the bullfighter isn't killed. I don't give three fucks about their family, much less children. If you purposely torture animals you deserve to die.

Bullfighting is cruel and wrong. Full stop.

If people have extra money, they will go out and spend extra money on something, and it improves the economy. If a store gets more custom, they may well add someone to staffing. Historically this is even true, Imperial Rome was having a money crunch so the Emperor made zero interest loans available and tax benefits…

My dollar bill wads from bartending make me feel great... until I have to buy something and I realize my bulging wallet was really like $30.

I don't eat out often (twice so far this year), so I tip 33% because fuck math.