Sugar cubes? Nah. Now, BOUILLON CUBES, on the other hand...(beef flavor, please...) *noms tiny bits of bouillon cubes*

1. I concur with the required piss-test, and raise you a huge salary cut for all of them.

Not being snarky, just FYI'ing here, but I see a card with a big eagle and flag on it being used at my local Winn Dixie, and I hear the checker ask, "EBT?", see the person nod, and the checker hits a button and tells them to swipe. So, at least in Miami, you CAN tell if someone is using it. And no, I don't care.

I had the reverse of this problem with my ex. I'm very short, so I can only see the bottom shelf. Ex would stack the dinner plates on the second shelf, and then put ONE cereal bowl or ONE small bread plate on top of the stack of dinner plates.... where there was no way I could see it when I grabbed the top plate. I…

I had the reverse of this problem with my ex. I'm very short, so I can only see the bottom shelf. Ex would stack the dinner plates on the second shelf, and then put ONE cereal bowl or ONE small bread plate on top of the stack of dinner plates.... where there was no way I could see it when I grabbed the top plate. I…

Not to mention the entire gun lobby/NRA will fight you to the death to avoid that type of weapon becoming reality. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

Baby spinach, walnuts, crumbled goat cheese, and some (not too many!) mandarin orange slices from a can (drained,) with a raspberry vinaigrette (I like the Newman's Own one; yes, Albert, I know you can make your own, but I'm going for easy here!) ..... No knife/chopping needed, assembles in under a minute,…

Thank you. I was desperately searching this entire thread for at least one unbiased voice of reason, and I found it. I still have some hope.

U. Of Miami '98 here, and I wish to revoke crazy lady's uterus card. She's an embarrassment to our gender.

1. I concur, fuck this guy.

I'm a teacher, and I second your assessment. (I fight the creeping I-Pad obsession at every meeting. You can have my paper textbooks and novels when you pry them from my... you know the rest.) As someone said upthread, the idea that we are just supposed to sit quietly in the dark has always irked the crap out of me.…

Mr. Fabulosa and I had that same problem! We started making the kingsize bed with Two full-size blankets, layering the middle edges like a deck of cards being shuffled. Worked like a charm! No more yank-powered self-punches or cold butts hanging out!

Oh yes! I just read about her. I believe she was recently ramping up to "kill all of the fatties" level of bodyshaming, correct? Gorging herself to gain weight rapidly for three weeks, then losing it just as quickly as some sort of proof that all people who claim that they can't lose weight are lazy liars? Yeah, I…

but you end up paying for Wal-Mart workers to go on Welfare if you shop there; they can price it that low because they buy all of their crap from China and pay poverty wages. I will NEVER shop there. #FuckWalmartForever

if that is a standard sheet of paper, that means that her body is only about 9 inches (or less) wide.... Anybody else find that disturbing? O.o

Check with people you work with or any groups you belong to, and organize a gift-card exchange! Tradesies!!!

More res-qutes! The beautiful brown boy is Mojo, found running in a large area park here in Miami, also with a rope tied to his collar! (Whether it was chewed or he was dumped, we don't know.) Somebody called in a "dangerous dog" to the police (HA! Dangerous like a Muppet!), but we knew the officer and he called us…

More res-qutes! The beautiful brown boy is Mojo, found running in a large area park here in Miami, also with a rope tied to his collar! (Whether it was chewed or he was dumped, we don't know.) Somebody called in a "dangerous dog" to the police (HA! Dangerous like a Muppet!), but we knew the officer and he called us…

I have a chicken-and-egg question: Why do Conservative, Crazy, and Rich always seem to go together? I get that loose ethics help you get rich, but why does that link to Conservative? Which comes first? Does being rich make you Conservative? Does Conservative make you crazy? Whut is up with this? Why do they not mind…

Amateur. I had FORTY no-shows who RSVP'd yes to my wedding. THOUSANDS of dollars of plated food, all in a trashcan. By the time we knew they weren't served, they were cold, and the caterer refused to pack them to go, citing health codes (later revealed to be bullshit; our wedding party told us later they saw the…