When my Pumpkin was alive it was tuna water for her and that little bitch was fussy as hell about her tuna water. The moment she heard the automatic can opener start she would run into the kitchen as if her fur had been set on fire. If I didn't leave her some of that water in the can she would be mighty upset with me.…

Totally not condoning those shitheel guards' behavior which is BEYOND inappropriate (and which they obviously knew was inappropriate, since they gave her a fake name), but nobody should buy/wear American Apparel anything until they get rid of the rapey ads and dirtbag board members. :(

So much can turn wrong on those shows.

However Fox News still refuses to release the number of anchors who have sold their souls to the devil.

I think it's fair to consider everyone involved in this awful. The only innocent victim I see here are the poor animals.

Yes I'd like to know how women who aren't A cups are supposed to wear these.

I don't know what conservatives want anymore, it's all so contradictory. Have a million babies, but don't have any sex, stay home with the babies and don't work, but don't live off the system or expect low cost health care, just work harder and then you'll make more money, but don't expect small businesses to have any…

The column you've linked to is ridiculous:

Having just attained that prestigious age about 2 weeks ago myself, I invite you to join me in the club for 43s. There will be hot wings with bleu cheese, whiskey sours with cherries, and I HEAR there will be brownie batter! The best part, since we're officially unfuckable?, there will be no need to do the makeup and…

Hold onto that one. He sounds like a catch.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

And says to himself "Not my circus. Not my monkeys."

That one jumped out at me as something that someone's going to wear on a red carpet, beautiful! I really liked a lot of it... were it lined. Maybe they ran out of time. ;)

A man who drives a truck emblazoned with Christian messages once told me something rude about my butt (he wanted to touch it with his sex parts). They sprayed me with a hose while I was jogging.

"I don't think anyone here would want to be judged and locked into who they were when they were 16."

It doesn't even stop after high school. I work with about 15 guys and until recently they would call each other fag constantly. It wasn't until I got sick of it and started ripping on them and calling them idiots that they stopped using it. Now that I think of it I haven't heard it in months. I won't stand for…

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We need more teachers like you in our schools.

Ugh, this child. I taught in an all girls high school for two years and they LOVED this moron when I got there. I would make a joke when they'd show me a vine because teenagers hate to be told their taste is terrible, so I thought I'd lead by example. I'm so happy to say when I left that school there wasn't one girl…

Oh god - have we reached the point where remembering MySpace makes you an old person? :(