Just say "SAUCE GA IRANEHHHHHHHHH!!!!" really loudly to the lady after you tell her your choice.

Night scenes also seem a little bit more intensive. Day time female archer was smooth for the most part, but certain points of the battles seemed iffy.

Remember when you and your asshole older brother used to share an old shitty TV, and you had to watch him grind/die through: Ninja Gaiden NES, Bionic Commando NES, Super Castlevania IV, and FF Tactics for hours, only to get lucky with 15 minutes of your own save file? Pepperidge Farm remembers!

Another reason why I…

I hate watching people play video games. The only time I ever watch a "let's play" video, is when there is an older game that i'm passionate about and being able to see somebody else enjoy it. Those situations are rare though.

Watching "let's play" videos for hours on end, is just something I find extremely dumb,…

What is it gonna take to run this game and get it to look like that? Even in the game play footage, it was only able to sustain 60 fps a fraction of the time. seemed like 30-60 fps, volatile. I'll probably have to get another r9 270 and crossfire it.

Same. I don't find anything appealing about a single one of his shit video's.

"I gobba go fayust~!"

Can't wait for it to run at 15 fps on all platforms.

Gawwwdayum! If there is anything I miss about Japan, it's definitely Country Ma'am cookies. Those things are just too damn good, especially when they're microwaved. Especially since the milk in Japan tastes super good too. If their amazing cookies are anything to go off of, I bet that drink tastes like heaven.

Damn Weaboo's and Jap-o-philes ruin everything.

"IT'S NURF OR NOTHING!!!"

Welp, I guess it's nothing then!

"Try me, bitch!"

Pretty fucked up that Kotaku sent out the Unity review and didn't even really get into how horrible and atrocious the frame rate really was. They made light on it. Tons of reviewers did, until the community started bitching about it, now Eurogamer is reporting every patch to see if the performance is up to par yet.

Seri…

Poor horse, he's a fearless bastard. Takes 500 foot jumps off of mountain tops and gives zero fucks. He didn't even flinch at my jumping tea-bags.

I thought it was really awkward that my characters hardly ever talked to each other, and when they did, it was usually during weird situations, like when i'd be trying to jump up a mountain hill and molest a goat.

Frieza looks like he could be an Unreal Championship or Gears Of War character.

Think I found something to your durable standards.

Wow, in two years and they're already abandoning the Vita. Sad...

They announced that they are making an unannounced RPG that they're going to start announcing that it is being announced in December.

I'll try not to set my expectations from Squeenix too high.

My R9 270 overclocked can run this better than a GTX 760? Lol, Nvidia is such a rip off!

Bought the game on PS4 though, would rather prefer a locked 30 over volatile frame rate. Last gen consoles are still holding graphics back. variable textures, stiff animation, no motion blur?

No motion blur??? Why, Bioware?