That was amazing! Now please make a video of Frank Horrigan punching people to pieces.

Ummm... Prince fielder is massive, but he's not fat... He's big, thick, chubby around the belly, but he has some thick muscle mass on him, have you seen his legs, arms, and upper back? The man is built like an amateur power lifter that could bull doze through a house. His belly isn't sagging in a soft, fluffy way, and…

As as you're pronouning it with the Funimation dub or original Japanese dub, "Kuh-meh-huh-meh-huh", you're fine. Just not the ocean group dub...and their, "Ka-may-ya-may-ya", lol.

About how many people did he kill in his conquest for unification? I swear, they're still finding remains, pretty much everywhere. Can't tell if they were human sacrifices or war victims but a lot of the skulls have blunt-force fractures. Lol, haunted as hell.

King Kamehameha is a crazy bastard. The battle at the Pali Lookout on Oahu was a vicious fight. He armed his troops with trident-type spears and pushed his enemies to their death were many were impaled to into the lush tree's, hundreds of feet below. People always report strange and creepy vibes when they visit the…

Starring, Steve Buscemi as, Frampt. I lol'd at 3:08

You must have been a happy camper. I had to settle with the awful PS1 ports of 2D games with the longer loading, slow downs, and missing animation. I still have nightmares about not being able to tag out on VS games, and cyclops' muscles refusing to jiggle when he runs.

Yup, rub some salt on that giant, gaping, ass-wound you have there; pathetic soul.

You don't read too much do you?

Stability decrease nerf varies with stat value. Suros Regime still has higher stability, and two perks to it that, according to those hotfix notes, haven't been touched. a measly .25% decrease in headshot damage isn't going to mean much when the bottom half of your magazine does extra…

Game: Ogre Battle 64

Victim(s): Biske, Ankiseth, Carth

Three characters that are all bad-ass with depth and charm to them, but you cannot have all 3 of them together, and taking certain story paths will ensure that you'll have to kill one of them in order to keep the others.

This is what it would have looked like on N64 if it used CD's instead of cartridges. PS1 3D was gross and had too much aliasing. These models are way too smooth.

Yeah, the story is shit. I didn't expect any type of good, coherent story telling anyway. Halo itself, was fairly mundane in story telling, especially on the Audio side of things... I laughed when Sergeant Johnson died.

I just want more Strike/Raid and PVP maps.

Lol, Suros will always be OP. Even with the nerf, it will just encourage more people to use Surose Regime. I've taken Shadow Price, Vanquisher, and Hard Light nearly to full upgrade, and I find myself always falling back on Suros.

No mention of re-tweaking Bad Juju, or pulse rifles in general, which SUCK. The real problem still remains... Firing from the hip with an auto-rifle is useless as fuck. I've earned over 2000 PVP kills with auto-rifles, and let me tell you, hip-fire is worthless. It's actually stupid that my rifle will be more useful 5…

The performance on the PS4 version is utterly disappointing. 25-30 fps, not even a locked 30 with full V-sync (uses adaptive V-sync). This isn't definitive by any standard, just a cash cow.

Seems like a lot of people complaining about Destiny, seem to cry mostly about not being able to get loot-handout's. I see it all the time on Bungie forums, and I also notice that most of them have a really shitty KDR, so they never play crucible and absolutely suck ass at PVP.

It's the 2-year-gap effect, I think... It seems like every time we get a new console cycle, it takes a solid 2 years for the dev and community move. Aside from Gears Of War, there was nothing really next-gen looking on PS3/360 until 2007.

Wish we'd leave PS3/360 behind completely already, I want nice textures, and not…

I think this game was my first memory of being utterly disappointed that the home looked like crap compared to the Arcade version. Actually... It might have been Samurai Shodown, or maybe even Captain Commando... Or was it Mortal Kombat?

I know it's not fair to compare, since arcades back in those times were beast as…

"I'm going to choke you to death with your husband's tiny Asian penis"

I'm...I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, but I LOL'd when I read that.

Could you imagine if the Nintendo 64 played CD's instead of cartridges? It already had more RAM than both Saturn and PSX, much better looking 3D, and the 2D games had really charming graphics, especially Ogre Battle 64, which is still a better RPG than many games on any platform.

Damn, N64 would have been an entirely…